Herbert's Page

Jammy Splodger! That's who I am. I have smeared jam on my cheeks, nose and even hair to create the effect of the classic food-splattered baby. Perhaps chocolate would have a slightly better choice from an aesthetic point of view, but you can't beat strawberry jam for stickiness.
Today I went shopping with Mummy and choked on a satsuma rind. I was sick everywhere and assistance was required. When Daddy got home for his lunch I still smelt of sick!
Love, Herbert xxx